My wife reminded me of this exchange from The Hunt for Red October between the captain and the sub's doctor.
Do you think they will let me live in Montana?
I would think they'll let you live wherever
Then I will live in Montana, and I will marry a
round American woman and raise rabbits,and she
will cook them for me, and I will have a pickup
truck...or a... possibly even a recreational
vehicle and drive from state to state.
Do they let you do that?
Except, of course, for Arizona.